4 days ago:

YO DIZ IZ SICK LISTEN 2 DIZ BEAT N GET AT ME 4 COLLAB
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38 days ago:

Awesome as usual Sir V!
Great to hear you back in the mix.
~b~

43 days ago:

That was surperb bro, I hope this one wins!!!

50 days ago:

this is on a sik ting man, good job

52 days ago:

this is hott!!!!

53 days ago:

Hmm, for some reason the description isn't updating as it should.... so I'll post it here in the meantime (incase anybody reads my ramblings!)

Coming back to Jamglue after a long period of being offline I saw that I only had a couple of days left to enter this competition, so I beavered away at the other 2 remixes I've enterred. However, it didn't seem right not to add a rap entry, and as I'd been away so long I thopught I should make it something special, or at least put some effort in!

Ok, so this was a mammoth task... I set myself the challenge of replacing all the Rap verses (no disrespect to Dolla and Tay-Dizm!) and because the beat was fairly slow, I decided to attempt to go at double speed, and therefore fit in twice as many lyrics (I love saying as much as possible, in real life I never feckin shut up)

I'm not sure whether it was an entirely successful experiment, it might be so fast it requires too much concentration and detracts from the music, but hey, I guess it proves I could make a record with Twista! I guess you guys can tell me which sounds better, the fast or slow lyrics in the song, but I'm proud of it anyway, if only because it took a good 3 hours of practicing before I could get the words all out accurately fast enough!

The lyrics (it might be too fast for some people to hear, I would struggle!) are below, I wrote them in one go at 3 o'clock this morning, because I couldn't sleep! I'm quite pleased with them, although I warn that they could be interpretted as offensive by those with little sense of humour, or as completely meaningless to anyone not versed with pop culture references only a teenage girl would get... my kids are obsessed with High School Musical and it kinda sneaked in there more than I planned!

Anyway, the lyrics are: Dolla Dolla Money Money pile the cash to a stack / Holy shit a convict remix fo yo ass crack / listen to the track thinkin damn dude can rap / And they saying who the who the who the fuck is that / Man I been away a while had some shit to sort and stack / But I had enough a that and come to take my crown back / So you better come and holla SamuelVictor comin back / And he remix dolla dolla T-Pain on the track

Man I been around the round the world and I just can't see / Why the people everywhere wanna fuck with me / Walk into a club just my luck / all the thugs say bud who the fuck is he / they seein sv thinking that they want some / pull they wrist to a fist, finger trigger on a gun / I don't wanna burst ya bubble I won't duck and run / I ain't here to cause trouble, just to fuck your mum /
But I'm buyin you a drink just to calm ya down / and I see yo homies too so I'll get the round / Engage us, buy chasers, till you pass out / Take your ladies to mercedes, turn they ass out
Cos the lovins why I'm clubbing in the fuckin first place / with a pretty face chicken with a teeny lil waist / got chased, but I treat em special like her birthdays / Meet a woman at the bar - already reach first base

Nowadays we got so many celebrities / That I can't keep up, who the heck is she / all the people getting fame, reality tv / gotta do something to get respect from me / But Eventually, you all gone see / More to life than Bald Head Britney & Lindsay / Lohan in the club getting fully loaded / not Herbie, you gotta do coke in showbiz / And you never wear underwear, pants forgotten
cos you leavin access for Samantha Ronson / rehab getting heavy so you tryin to get loose / bottle says evian, tastes of grey goose / And be falling out the Ivy or the China whites,
Outta the Taxi, flashing your vagina types / Well I know that I am bitchin I'm not begrudging / If you let me take a picture like Vanessa Hudgens / Or they end up getting naked like Miley Cyrus,
If they lucky in a magazine thats Highly Stylish / Or you Copy Paris Hilton, makin amateur sex tapes / and Copying Jordan, by making yo breasts fake / Tried to fuck a soccer player, but actually did fail / Might try a nose job like Ashley Tisdale / See a huge Fur Coat, Stick Figure underneath / shout Mary-Kate! Yo bitch what happenned to Heath?

But I guess I'm just one of those wannabe players, wanna be famous, be in the papers / be on the tv, be whats on,
be on Perez Hilton.com / But I look too white, slap saint tropez on / till you lookin gay and orange like Zac Efron
Write a controversial song, mention lots of names / gotta getta getta getta get ahead in this game

Who the fucks is this trying to step to me / and who the fuck are you disrespecting me / an English gentleman never raise his voice, but I'll beat you down respectfully Insult me tired gay & racial issues / leave you moppin up blood with some facial tissues / you be crying saying sorry didn't mean to diss you / I say bitch you lucky cos this fist just missed you / Rappers try to battle but I rap too fast / mother fuckers sayin who the fuck was that
Who the fuck is that with the hype so sick / Man I couldn't understand cos his mic so quick / Well I'll slow down so that you remember the name / SamuelVictor, Dolla and T-Pain

Thanks for listenning to the track, I hope you enjoy it, I'm off to get some well deserved (and well overdue) sleep! ;)