I Plug In - Microsoft Sam
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Creator:   1206079-tiny bigBerd
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Published:   358 days ago
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For those who haven't guessed, Microsoft Sam is a computerized voice. And yes, he is available for collabs.

[CHORUS]
I plug in for my city, in in for my city,
I plug in for my city, in in for my city,
Plug in (keyboards)
Plug in (monitors)
Plug in (speakers)
Plug in (yeah, let's go!)
(x2)

[VERSE 1]
When they see the network traffic they say Sammy G, He's oh so cool.
Send them pussy hackers runnin straight back to computer school.
Me I crunch racing numbers, that's right I work for Nascar.
You know that we love to ball, call that bitch my firewall.
call that bitch a firewall? yeah that's my firewall.
I don't keep no fools with me, Internet security.
Much whiter than your E-Mac, harder than your hard disk.
Faster than your processor, all the haters gettin pissed.
Running hella programs and I'm trickin cause I got this.
I'm bettin you fools want this, because Imma flaunt this.
Y'all just native indians, just like pocohontis
Hundreds of the gigabyes It's so big you can not miss

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 2]
HP Powerspec, Ain't nothin but a young modem.
Bittorrent, uTorrent, got my files I'm bout to load 'em.
Big speakers, big screen, you know I like em super-sized.
I got so many wires I look like a box of curly fries.
Inside's motherboard, outside LED's.
CD drives contain CDs, Don't give funny looks to me.
Connect to mainframes everywhere, the largest network ever made.
Surfin thru the world wide web, buyin stock on E-Trade.
They know I got that microphone, So I keep speakers with me.
Don't get caught without 'em, Jack, listenin to this track.
You just call me Sam I Am, would you like green eggs and ham.
So fresh, so fast, pentiums are from the past.

[CHORUS]

[INTERLUDE]

[VERSE 3]
I feel like it's programmers still owe me files.
I feel like it's some websites still owe me miles.
I feel like this but hackers will always fight through.
I lost my only motherboard and I don't know what to do.
I got the operating system and that don't mean shit.
I'm gettin outta my system all this backed up shit.
Cause when the backup files start crapping out on me.
I won't be able to reformat so easily.
Shit will be gone, I let my hard drive go.
I plug in, all the hardware that I had from before.
I know software that was failing back when I was broken.
Now I'm up and running my processor stopped smokin.
I got the video cards and my resolution go hard.
I've got a great sound card, and I'm speaking from the heart.
It is really coooooooool.
I'm telling you its so cooooooool.
Where's my mainframe at tonight.
I'm connected to a satellite.
Trash in the recycle bin,
Cause every night, every night, I plug in.

[CHORUS]
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355 days ago:

haha 5 stars

thats cool, too
http://www.jamglue.com/trac...


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355 days ago:

dat computer
shit gay tryna
rap hahaha.yew culda
murked diz buh ehhh wt.


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355 days ago:

dang nikka
fuckin sick yo.


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355 days ago:

lol thats really funny but half the time u cant understand what hes saying until i read the lyrics!! lmao, funniest shit ever!
5*****


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356 days ago:

holy shit this is tight as hell very original


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356 days ago:

haha!!! funny and cool! 5/5! great job!


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356 days ago:

Lol, Microsoft Sam went hard. I bet no pussy azz cowards would step to him, lol.
5/5, Faved, Reviewed :-)


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356 days ago:

lol 5*


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356 days ago:

hahahahah its hilarious!!
nice job on it!!
i give it 5 stars
if u got some time,
...check out my t-shirt remix & favorite pleez!


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357 days ago:

hahaha thats funny, but a lil bit off, but its so funny i still give it 10/5


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