684 days ago:

go to da game maybe the talent show and hit up a couple of parties what about u

685 days ago:

i know i b on here cause i b bored

685 days ago:

This ya girl Jocelyn b.k.a. LADY JOZZIE...Please do me a favor and download my songs, listen to them, whatever!!! ESPECIALLY NIGGA I'M FAMOUS....I KNOW YOU CAN RELATE TO THAT TRACK!!! SPREAD THE WORD!!! ~!~!LOVE LADY JOZZIE!~!~!

685 days ago:

Da phones been off they just got cutt bac on Friday. But i ain't been doing nothing I don't know what I am doing this weekend probably go luk for a job where u work at now?

685 days ago:

i Meant HUNGRY

685 days ago:

Nothin Im ugnry As Hell Tho, I Think Im Bout To Go Make Me A PB&J!

685 days ago:

Hey Lil One

686 days ago:

whats up you no who it is your girl eeyonce

686 days ago:

U HAVE BEEN FUCKED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!

RULES:
1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.
2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!

This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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F.U.C.K
Stands For:
Friends U Can Keep.
So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people.

689 days ago:

State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of RatBonesBlakStar or http://www.myspace.com/curt... contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this to men too...just in case! Send to everyone you know! Ladies, this is serious. Gentlemen, PLEASE let your Lady Friends know.... This can also be found at www.NBC.com or http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id... IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A LIFE